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MisterDevious
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 Posted - 03 Aug 2006 : 13:11:48
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Spoken in the voice of a Hollywood director/producer/focus group. Feel free to extend it to 20, 30, 5,000...
1. "All that hair takes a LOT of time to render...how about the dwarves don't have beards?"
2. "Gold skin? Long, white hair? Robes? Won't that look kind of gay?"
3. "Plainsmen is gender-biased and potentially offensive to Native Americans. How about calling them Persons of the Plains?"
4. "Black = evil and white = good? Nope, nope, way too racist. How about making evil red, good can be, oh, I don't know, green, and we can have neutrality represented by, let's say, taupe?"
5. "We've got a great marketing tie-in planned with McDonald's. Check this out: we'll call the fries 'Otik's spiced potatoes' and include them with 'Burrfoot Happy Meals'. Don't you just love it? I'M LOVIN' IT!"
6. "You want all these dragons to look like the one in Shrek, right?"
7. "Who gets to do the vocals when Goldmoon sings: |
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Knight of the Sword
New Member
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 04 Aug 2006 : 18:50:52
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8. If Uwe Boll directed it...
The most frightening words to hear from a kender, "Oops!". |
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elvish lad
Junior Member
United Kingdom
385 Posts |
Posted - 04 Aug 2006 : 19:55:47
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i don't think the movie will ruined as such,but there is always something that we don't like with a movie.but that's just movies for you
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Edited by - elvish lad on 04 Aug 2006 19:57:03 |
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JupiterPrime
Junior Member
USA
130 Posts |
Posted - 08 Aug 2006 : 17:27:47
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| 9. Old befuddled grey robed comic relief wizard with pointy hat is SOOO overdone and cliche - Lets make him a dark lonely feral "wolverine" type character instead |
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DirkDaring
Starting Member
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Posted - 14 Aug 2006 : 04:36:00
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| 10. They could make the characters in the movie look like "Dirk The Daring" from Dragon's Lair. Oh wait! They did!!! |
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Top 10 Ways the DL Movie Could Be Ruined
